Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i wish my penis had a tongue
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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