Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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