let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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