dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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