I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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