I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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