Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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