Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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