it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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