But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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