I wanna bring you to show and tell
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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