how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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