I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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