Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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