Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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