love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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