his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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