What a fucking waste of an outfit
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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