are you still at the devil's house?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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