real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Welp...herpes.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
We need to get me chipped asap
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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