O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Found your dick twin last night
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
