I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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