so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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