All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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