that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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