love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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