But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Someone signed my nipple.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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