Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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