Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
