I CAN MOONWALK!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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