I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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