CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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