Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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