there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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