oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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