i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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