my vag is so smooth its legendary
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You can make out without kissing
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