When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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