i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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