went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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