She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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