when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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