About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
