I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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