Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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