Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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