is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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