did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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