check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
In America we eat man semen.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
