just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Two words: nipple clamps
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