is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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