i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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