we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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